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Score: 7.6 / 10 
Dealing With Dissidents
If I managed to conquer the world (or, you know, just a country or a small town or even just the local pub) and people started calling me a ruthless dictator, I think my best strategy would be to marry a girl named Ruth... you know, just to make the dissidents think more carefully about what they were saying about me.
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