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Score: 7.8 / 10 
Deaf Karate
If you're a deaf martial artist, you could probably taunt people with a sign language karate chop. You could say 'look out, here comes my grip of immense ickiness' with your hands and while they were watching your hands and reading them, you could knee them in the testicles. Also, if you were an invisible deaf person, nobody would understand your sign language at all! But it would be okay, because the invisibility would make you a much better martial artist. These kind of trade-offs are what makes the world magical.
That, and powerful black witchcraft.
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