THOUGHT
Score: 7.7 / 10 
Dancing Trees
What I want to know is this: If they can build a tree that can walk why can't they build one that will dance? That would be so cool. Still, you know, maybe they can't build a tree that can walk. I have done absolutely no research in this area. But if they haven't, why the bell not? It seems like such an obvious thing for biologists and tree surgeons to be working on.
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