Cobblers And Clowns
If I was a cobbler, busily spending my days making and repairing shoes, I think I would truly dread the prospect of a clown walking into my shop. Because repairing clown shoes would eat so much into your cobbling time and I don’t think you’d be able to charge enough to compensate for your lost working hours. I’d probably end up putting a sign out the front of my shop saying ‘Clowns Not Welcome’. They’d no doubt be angry at this gross discrimination, but, hey, I’m trying to run a business here! Still, my point is this - wouldn’t ‘Clown-Hating Cobblers’ be an excellent name for a band?
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Posted: May 2nd, 2000 under thoughts.
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