THOUGHT
Score: 7.6 / 10 
Cat Murder
According to a newspaper report I read and/or made up today, a man has been arrested for stealing his neighbour's cat, squashing it in a photocopying machine and then faxing the photocopied feline to its owner along with the scrawled comment 'how do you like them apples??'. Police are apparently hesitant to release any further details, however, for fear of bringing about a string of 'copycat crimes'.
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