THOUGHT
Score: 7.5 / 10 
Buttons
I have a fear of buttons. Not lethal poison buttons with enormous, razor-sharp spikes. Ordinary, everyday buttons. If I see a button on the ground, I simply cannot bring myself to pick it up or, in fact, even touch it. I just look at it in horror until somebody else takes it away. Buttons on shirts don't scare me, though. I mean, that would be crazy.
Next Thought
Proclaimers or Oboe Man or back to full list
blog comments powered by Disqus
This here item has so far scored 7.5 / 10 on the patented Astonishing Tales Funny-o-meter.
If it should be higher, click the green arrow:
And if you think it should be lower, try the red one:
To receive this kind of stuff via a convenient regular email, visit the subscription page
Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
