Bullies
The best way to deal with bullies is to stand up to them. It’s a cliche, but it’s true. I remember this one bully - he was bigger than all the other kids in Year Three, and he was nasty - teasing and pushing, just a real bastard. I eventually decided enough was enough, went up to him and with a combination of sarcasm and black magic, tricked him into giving me all his money. Humiliated by my witticisms and skilful use of sorcery, the bully burst into tears and never bothered anybody ever again. A rare triumph for the small kids you might think, except, of course, for two facts: 1) I am a fully grown adult, this confrontation happening only last week and 2) the Year Three children are now all enslaved by my rapidly developing mental powers and form an integral cornerstone in my plan for world domination.
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Posted: August 8th, 2000 under thoughts.
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