THOUGHT
Score: 7.6 / 10 
Breathless
When I first met my girlfriend she took my breath away. And promptly charged me $300 to get it back. She was a beautiful woman with a keen eye for a money-making opportunity. She could extort money like no other woman I've ever known and, naturally, I loved her very dearly.
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