THOUGHT
Score: 7.2 / 10 
Body Parts
"What would you most like to change about your body?" a chain-smoking drunkard (possibly Dakota Fanning) asked my wife at a recent party. In a coincidence that can only be described as 'chilling' (or any other adjective), she had been asked the exact same question in the exact same tone of voice by somebody with the exact same blood alcohol level and facial scarring when she was but a stripling of eighteen. Her answer back then? Longer, shapelier legs and bigger boobs. Her answer now? Gills. I'd take credit for this changed perspective, but, happily, she was already clinically mad by the time I met her.
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