THOUGHT
Score: 7.6 / 10 
Bastards
I really hate the bastards who say 'have a nice day'. Who are these neo-fascists? What right do they have to insist on the kind of day I have? What if I don't want to have a nice day? Are they mind control freaks? Are they trying to fill my head with crack cocaine? Well, I'm not going to stand for it. Next time one of these heroin-peddling acid-heads tries to insist I have a 'nice' day, I'm going to make a citizen's arrest and get their brainwashing smack-faced junkie lives off the streets. No more Mr Nice Day.
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