THOUGHT
List of Thoughts
Let's call 'em 'verbal cartoons'
The 'verbal cartoons' in this section of the site were generated automatically by an artificially intelligent computer program using basic humour heuristics and the underlying mathematical theory of comedy as put forth by John Allen Paulos in his book Mathematics and Humor. The program uses a variety of cutting-edge techniques including genetic algorithms, fuzzy logic and neural networks to generate the paragraph-long thoughts provided here.
Pretty nerdish, huh?
Or, at least, it would be if it were true.
All Thoughts (most recent to oldest...)
= 'Widely considered to be funnier than usual'
No star = 'Que?'
- 2008
- 2007
- 2006
- 2005
- 2004
- 2003
- 2002
- 2001
- 2000
- Look! Up In The Sky
- Laughing At The Dead
- No Animals Were Harmed
- The Love Of Monet
- Toil
- Owls
- Hostage Volleyball
- Hands Up
- Opticron
- Mr Mosquito
- The Art Of Pornography
- Good Cop, Bad Cop
- Learning From History
- Eating Horses
- A Hard Day's Knight
- Grammies
- Bastards
- Sherika
- Overpopulation? Not A Problem
- The Environment
- Won't You Guide My Sleigh Tonight?
- The Demise Of Monogamy
- Bullies
- Weather 'Tis Nobler
- The Downside Of Invisibility
- Vegetarianism
- I'd Like To Be
- A Little Known Fact
- Picasso
- Let's Beat Cancer
- Geology Can Be Fun
- I Think
- I Want Charles In Charge Of Me
- Misere Games
- High Society
- Aunt Elsie
- Boolean Bands
- What Scares Me
- Dancing Trees
- Cobblers And Clowns
- Diligence And Alertness
- KFC
- Surnames
- Breathless
- Twins
- A Zoo Prospectus
- Daylight Saving
- Seahorses
- Rock Pretenders
- Six And Out
- Oscar Wilde
- Professor Poison
- What I Miss
- Cruelty
- Sombrero
- Cloning - More Pros And Cons
- Dinosaur Deaths
- The Nature Of Love
- Are You Finished With That Nail Gun?
- A Prediction
- 1999
- Good And Bad News
- Bovine Pioneers
- Invasion Tactics
- Vampires
- Lowering Our Sights
- Glove Slappers Unite
- Kids Say...
- A Quick Poser
- Fish Story 1
- Tiberius' Explanation
- Marine Animals
- Yo-Yo Movies
- Stand Up
- Totally Nuts
- A Close Call
- Revelation
- Pointless Memory
- Cloning - The Pros And Cons
- A Childhood Memory
- Just Say No
- Yellow Pages
- Hitler's Head
- Dem Bones
- A Clarification
- Cleanliness And Punctuality
- John Gray
- Gift Giving
- Oboe Man
- A First Draft
- Spoon Bending
- The Horror! The Horror!
- Proclaimers
- Fashion
- Shoe Shopping
- Flight Attendants
- Making Our Own Fun
- Fish Story 2
- Children
- 1812 Overture
- Noughts And Crosses
- I Am Woman
- Thought Haggling
- Time Travel
- Cheap Superheroes
- Why I Like Bats
- Knife Fights
- Glass Houses
- With This Ring
- Patents
- Comic Books
- Hunger Strike
- True Spirituality
- One Fish, Two Fish, Rad Fish, Bad Fish
- An American Werewolf On Mars
- Nothing Rhymes With Agent Orange
- Monkeys, Monkeys! Everywhere Monkeys
- Double Vision
- Monday-itis
- Spelling (And I Don't Mean Tori)
- A Late Night Phone Call
- Harry Potter
- Singing Badgers
- 1998
