Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Remember the turtles? Remember their pizza-lovin’, crime-fightin’ shenanigans? Remember how cool they used to be? Difficult, isn’t it?* Here’s what’s happened since they dropped out of the public eye. * Note: This page was much** funnier before the turtles made their triumphant return to the public eye. Ah well, c’est la vie ** Slightly 1992 [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]