Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Boy, I bet Jack Bauer hates the end of daylight saving. “What? It’s 2 a.m. again?? But wasn’t it 2 a.m. an hour ago when I defused a dirty bomb, tortured a terrorist, defied the Secretary of State, infiltrated a moving jet and sucker-punched a cougar? Chloe, get onto the President and see what he [...]

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Robin Williams’ ability to improvise has derailed the original vision of many a film. But has any film suffered from his tragicomically inventive touch as much as Dead Poets Society? Cinema buffs, of course, know this film (original working title: The Perpicacious Mr Perry) was supposed to be a psychological slasher flick about arts-hating father [...]

AKA Henry Gale Michael Emerson Featured Episodes 3.20 The Man Behind The Curtain 4.09 The Shape Of Things To Come 5.12 Dead Is Dead 6.07 Dr Linus Strengths Leader of the Others Fashion-savvy Can turn a donkey-wheel like nobody’s business Weaknesses Tends to get captured while flying balloons Tends to use aliases from The Wizard [...]

AKA Naveen Andrews Featured Episodes 1.09 Solitary 1.21 The Greater Good 2.14 One Of Them 3.11 Enter 77 4.03 The Economist 5.10 He’s Our You 6.06 Sundown Strengths Translation of French mathematics Torturing people for fun Can build electronic gadgets out of leftover plane parts Weaknesses Feeling guilty about torturing people for fun Highlights Torturing [...]

AKA James Ford Jim LaFleur Josh Holloway Featured Episodes 1.08 Confidence Man 1.16 Outlaws 2.13 The Long Con 3.04 Every Man For Himself 5.08 LaFleur 6.08 Recon Strengths Hoards everything Man enough to make a move on Kate while on the island Is often armed But is rarely dangerous Weaknesses Murders people he doesn’t intend [...]

Elephants… of all the animals that evolved from the common starfish, the elephant is by far the largest. This assumes, of course, that one excludes giant starfish conquerors from outer space, which has been standard size-comparison procedure in the scientific community since the 1960s. There are two kinds of elephants – the African and the [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

You know, it occurred to me the other night that if I was able to change my superpower I would change to the ability to control mosquitoes. Not only would this power mean that I would never again be bothered by the high whining noise of a mosquito in the dark, late at night, it [...]