Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

If you’ve been following either the Top Ten Kickers of Butt You Want On Your Side When Things Go Pear-Shaped list or the Next Best Kickers of Butt You Want On Your Side When Things Go Pear-Shaped list, then a question you may have sensibly considered is which of those almighty butt-kickers you most resemble. [...]

Consider the lyrics to the chorus of the smash hit single Circle of Life performed by Mr Elton John, lyrics Tim Rice: In the Circle of Life It’s the wheel of fortune, It’s the leap of faith, It’s the band of hope Am I the only eagle-eared listener who, upon hearing these lyrics, is overwhelmed [...]

‘Twas the night before Star Wars, and geeks queued round the world Counting the hours ’til the new flick was unfurled The TIE fighters were hung atop the cinema with care In hopes that Lord Vader soon would be there The action figures were nestled home snug in their ship With light sabre clutched tight [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]

I was reading an article in the paper the other day – somebody was fondly reminiscing about the Goggomobile ad. (And I should state right here that if you have never heard of the Goggomobile ad then you should probably abandon this page right now, ’cause it’s just going to seem like incoherent rambling. Unlike [...]

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