Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Super-secret Smallville spoilers for Season Nine:

Superlad will adopt an official costume in which he will perform his superheroic activities. After much (ie, no) consideration, he will dismiss the idea of a cape, deeming it ‘ridiculous-looking and unbecoming’. He will, however, wear the underoos on the outside, but only as a result of forgetting the correct [...]

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Super-secret Smallville spoilers for Season Seven:

In his final season, Michael Rosenbaum will slacken off in all areas, leaving Sinead with unexplained head stubble (this will eventually be attributed to the fine work of Advanced Hair Studios). He will also perform most scenes with a script held in one hand and will talk directly to [...]

Super-secret Smallville spoilers for Season Six:

The programming for Kristin Kreuk’s CGI will break down, which will leave Lana only able to display three (3) separate emotional states (happiness, sadness, toothache). Critics will acclaim this expanded range as the highlight of the season.
Lois will continue rounding out her curriculum vitae with brief careers as [...]

So I saw Flightplan, starring Jodie Foster and Boromir, Steward-Prince of Gondor. And boy am I glad I did! It’s certainly opened my eyes as to how easy it is for hijackers to take control of a commercial flight, even in these post 9-11 days (ie 9-12+).

The villain’s plan? Well, like all good plans, it’s [...]

Super-secret Smallville spoilers for Season Five:

Lana will be replaced by a cardboard cutout. Whenever she is called upon to move to a new location one of the other characters will carry her there under their arms and prop her up in a corner!
More characters from the DC Universe will appear, including Merv Pumpkinhead (Doug Savant) [...]