Tag: sidekicks
Infinite Crisis: Issue Three – Divine Intervention

The third issue opens, awesomely, with senseless fisticuffs. That giant, omnipotent, unleashed force of chaotic magic, The Spectre, is laying waste to Captain Fish-Head and the rest of Atlantis (presumably he heard the phrase ‘shooting fish in a barrel’ and decided to give it a whirl). Elsewhere, thousands and thousands of OMACs are swarming all [...]
Posted: June 8th, 2009 under crises.
Tags: blue screen of death, chaotic magic, eugenics, hot lesbians, infinite crisis, lesbianism, omnipotence, shooting fish in a barrel, shooting the breeze, sidekicks, supervillains
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Anchorman

I guess I liked Anchorman. I mean, I enjoyed the antics of Ron Burgundy and his sidekicks. I just… I dunno… when I watch a Superman movie, I’m happy for a bit of Clark Kent, but I also want to see plenty of the Man of Steel. And when I watch a Batman flick, then [...]
Posted: March 20th, 2007 under movies.
Tags: antics, clark kent, ron burgundy, sidekicks
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6.10 Spelling Errors

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: January 15th, 2007 under smallville.
Tags: biceps, farmboys, gossip columnists, kryptonian curry, sidekicks, smallville season six, some damn thing, steroids, tori spelling, worthy candidates, yoga sex games
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1.13 Whitney The Idiotic Ghost

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: October 9th, 2002 under smallville.
Tags: addiction, batman, feminine wiles, football scholarships, rub on tattoos, shampoo, shreds, sidekicks, smallville season sone
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1.06 Sinead Kills A Blind Old Woman

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: August 21st, 2002 under smallville.
Tags: girlie books, gross negligence, immortality, jim carrey, lust-crazed dogs, pom poms, pristine white suits, psychotic pianists, sidekicks, smallville season one, stilted 1930s lingo, weenies, wheat silos
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