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‘Twas The Night Before Star Wars

‘Twas the night before Star Wars, and geeks queued round the world Counting the hours ’til the new flick was unfurled The TIE fighters were hung atop the cinema with care In hopes that Lord Vader soon would be there The action figures were nestled home snug in their ship With light sabre clutched tight [...]

Posted: May 18th, 2005 under miscellany.
Tags: attack of the clones, beards, breasts, clones, darth maul, ewoks, geeks, greatness, jawas, lava, lord vader, protocol droid, samuel l jackson, superiors, twin moons, wookiees
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