Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

According to the smash hit song Baby Got Back, Sir Mix A Lot’s ‘anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon’. Oh yeah? Well, my anaconda doesn’t want any double negatives, regardless of my hon’s bun status. Grammar up, Mix A Lot!

In the 1989 smash hit single When I See You Smile, those infamous proponents of poor grammar and haphazard spelling Bad English claim that ‘when I see you smile, I can face the world.’ Impressive to be sure, but it’s only the tip of the iceberg. Here’s the rest (ie, the non-tip) of that facial [...]

Do you have a problem? Can no-one else help? Ask Mr T, fool! Mr. T says: WHAT’S UP FOOL? You say: Your Conversation With Mr T MR T: WHAT’S UP FOOL? Some Tips Try to write in proper English sentences. Mr T doesn’t put up with poor grammar. Spelling. Come on people. Let’s try really [...]