Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Here’s what I don’t understand. If, as the title of the smash hit single, Nothing Compares 2 U, implies, Sinead has broken up with somebody comparable to nothingness, then why is she so caterwaulingly upset about it? I say, good riddance to near-nonexistent rubbish. And that’s all. Everything else? Understand it perfectly.

Table of Contents Issues One To Four Issues Five To Eight #9 – War Zone #10 – Death At The Dawn Of Time #11 – Aftershock #12 – Final Crisis Issue Nine – War Zone Okey-dokey. Time to crank it up a notch. Luthor and Brainiac have joined forces and summoned all the supervillains from [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Fact! The song (You Say It Best) When You Say Nothing At All was originally entitled Can You Just Shut The #$*& Up For One Goddamn Second!

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]