Tag: megan fox
The Sound of Music

When, oh when, oh when are they going to remake The Sound of Music? I mean, come on, this thing’s over forty years old! Let’s get an up-to-date version already, with, say, Megan Fox reprising the Julie Andrews role and those out-of-date Nazis replaced with more modern enemies, such as Al Qaeda or The Pussycat [...]
Posted: September 13th, 2009 under movies.
Tags: al qaeda, drops of golden sun, gibberish, jamie foxx, julie andrews, lord of the rings, megan fox, nazis, pop culture, pussycat dolls, swine flu
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

I was going to review Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Honest, I was. After all, I’d already covered the original cartoon television show as well as Transformers Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, so the new movie was a done deal, right? But then I read this review over at io9 (Michael Bay Finally Made An [...]
Posted: June 30th, 2009 under movies.
Tags: art movies, autobots, corsets, greatest review ever, irish setters, jonah hex, megan fox, shia lebouf, v energy drink
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