Tag: lava
Journey To The Centre Of The Earth

I’ve seen a few television ads now for the new version of Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (or ‘Center’ if you prefer, Americanos) and one quote from Brendan Fraser continues to stick, limpet-like, to my brain: “We’re surrounded by lava!!”.
To which I say, Brendan, dude. You’re in the centre/center of the Earth! Of course you’re surrounded by freakin’ [...]
Posted: October 1st, 2008 under movies.
Tags: lava, limpets, stupid quotes
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‘Twas The Night Before Star Wars

‘Twas the night before Star Wars, and geeks queued round the world
Counting the hours ’til the new flick was unfurled
The TIE fighters were hung atop the cinema with care
In hopes that Lord Vader soon would be there
The action figures were nestled home snug in their ship
With light sabre clutched tight in Skywalker’s grip
The Yoda masks [...]
Posted: May 18th, 2005 under miscellany.
Tags: attack of the clones, beards, breasts, clones, darth maul, ewoks, geeks, greatness, jawas, lava, lord vader, protocol droid, samuel l jackson, superiors, twin moons, wookiees
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