Tag: katie holmes
Rove
So… watching Rove last night (international visitors, please replace the name ‘Rove’ (yes, name! Weird, huh? Us Aussies, we so nutty!!) with the name of your talk show host of choice) and Bruno was on, promoting his movie. And, as expected, Bruno was outrageous and shocking and the like. He peered down Rove’s pants, claimed [...]
Posted: June 29th, 2009 under television.
Tags: alleged sham marriages, borat, bruno, censorship, katie holmes, rove, sacha baron cohen, stereotypes (offensive), ubergay
Comments: 1
The Dawson Files: Fake Testimonials

The Dawson Files is a Dawson’s Creek episode guide and series of recaps designed to remind you why, exactly, you hate Dawson so very very much.
Read these fake testimonials from characters other than Dawson:
This episode guide is my personal favourite. It provides a powerful insight into the show and my profound cuteness — Katie Holmes [...]
Posted: March 27th, 2006 under dawsons creek.
Tags: chipmunks, cuteness, dawson's creek episode guide, fake testimonials, katie holmes, michelle williams
Comments: 1
JLA Book 1: New World Order

Table of Contents
#1 – Them
#2 – The Day The Earth Stood Still
#3 – War of the Worlds
#4 – Invaders from Mars
Issue One – Them
We open with the previous incarnation of the Justice League preparing to be replaced by the big seven (Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter and Captain Fish-Head). Before the [...]
Posted: September 26th, 2005 under jla.
Tags: big guns, division, dreamy alien hunks, fake betrayals, katie holmes, marketing, some damn thing, the most dangerous man on Earth
Comments: 2
I Know What You Did Last Summer

Watched I Know What You Did Last Summer (starring Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts as the girl who won’t be slaughtered because she’s the star) last night. I have three observations:
1) The name of the town where all this slaughtering and bad mojo was going down was ‘Dawson’s Beach’. Given that the writer of this movie [...]
Posted: July 9th, 1999 under movies.
Tags: bad mojo, bloody idiot, dawsons cr, geometry, jennifer love hewitt, katie holmes
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