Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

So… watching Rove last night (international visitors, please replace the name ‘Rove’ (yes, name! Weird, huh? Us Aussies, we so nutty!!) with the name of your talk show host of choice) and Bruno was on, promoting his movie. And, as expected, Bruno was outrageous and shocking and the like. He peered down Rove’s pants, claimed [...]

The Dawson Files is a Dawson’s Creek episode guide and series of recaps designed to remind you why, exactly, you hate Dawson so very very much.

Read these fake testimonials from characters other than Dawson:
This episode guide is my personal favourite. It provides a powerful insight into the show and my profound cuteness — Katie Holmes [...]

Table of Contents

#1 – Them
#2 – The Day The Earth Stood Still
#3 – War of the Worlds
#4 – Invaders from Mars

Issue One – Them
We open with the previous incarnation of the Justice League preparing to be replaced by the big seven (Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter and Captain Fish-Head). Before the [...]

Watched I Know What You Did Last Summer (starring Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts as the girl who won’t be slaughtered because she’s the star) last night. I have three observations:

1) The name of the town where all this slaughtering and bad mojo was going down was ‘Dawson’s Beach’. Given that the writer of this movie [...]