Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

I watched The Day After Tomorrow, oh, a couple of days ago or so and I must confess to being disappointed. Primarily in the title. Would it not have been simpler and more cost-efficient on marquee lettering to call it Two Days Hence? I can only assume they didn’t call it this for fear of [...]

People (and I’m thinking particularly of Jennifer Love Hewitt here) say ‘Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.’ Well, that may have been true in the past, but I don’t really think it applies these days.

Watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer last night. The plot is as follows: Jennifer Love Hewitt is placed in a position where she is on the brink of having her breasts exposed. But they’re not. Repeat for ninety minutes. Kill people occasionally. I’m looking forward to the next installment in the series [...]

Watched I Know What You Did Last Summer (starring Jennifer Love Hewitt’s breasts as the girl who won’t be slaughtered because she’s the star) last night. I have three observations: 1) The name of the town where all this slaughtering and bad mojo was going down was ‘Dawson’s Beach’. Given that the writer of this [...]