Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Who watches the Watchmen? Well, heck, we do. Main Characters NAME(S): Rorschach, Splotchface NOTES: An inquisitive and brutal psychopath who takes it upon himself to solve the murder of The Dead Comedian. Amuses himself by breaking the fingers of random troublemakers and Communists. KEY WORD: Hurm (See also my analysis of the Watchmen Rorschach poster) [...]

Following the phenomenal triumphs of the Dawson’s Creek Episode Guide – The Dawson Files and the Smallville Episode Guide – The Smallville Files comes the Watchmen Comic Summary – The Watchmen Files. Read these fake testimonials from the Watchmen characters: This comic book summary is totally smurfy — MegaSmurf (Doctor Manhattan) When I first read [...]

Starring Rorschach as Splotchface, Dr Manhattan (Jon Osterman) as Megasmurf, Nite Owl (Dan Dreiberg) as Captain Pudgey, Ozymandias as Lord Smartypants, The Comedian as The Dead Comedian and The Silk Spectre as Bimbo Lass. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard On the home straight now. We open with President Nixon [...]

Starring Rorschach as Splotchface, Dr Manhattan (Jon Osterman) as Megasmurf, Nite Owl (Dan Dreiberg) as Captain Pudgey, Ozymandias as Lord Smartypants, The Comedian as The Dead Comedian and The Silk Spectre as Bimbo Lass. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard We open with a couple of detectives investigating the death of [...]