Tag: gibberish

Fatherhood

If I ever have a child, I think I’d really like to name him/her ‘Eight’. When the child was old enough to ask me why I chose that name, I’d tell him/her to, firstly, clarify their gender. Enough of this ‘him/her’ gibberish. Take a stance for once in your life, young Eight! Once he’d sorted [...]

The Sound of Music

When, oh when, oh when are they going to remake The Sound of Music? I mean, come on, this thing’s over forty years old! Let’s get an up-to-date version already, with, say, Megan Fox reprising the Julie Andrews role and those out-of-date Nazis replaced with more modern enemies, such as Al Qaeda or The Pussycat [...]

The B-52s

We all know that to get into the B-52′s Love Shack, one needs to drive a ‘car as big as a whale’. Because those retro funsters hold no truck with this ‘global warming’ gibberish. But what if you don’t have such a gargantuan, Japan-incitin’ automobile? Where can you get into? Use this handy guide to [...]

New X-Men Book 3: New Worlds

Table of Contents #127 – Of Living And Dying #128 – New Worlds #129 – Fantomex #130 – Weapon Twelve #131 – Some Angels Falling #132 – Ambient Magnetic Fields #133 – Dust Issue One Hundred And Twenty-Seven – Of Living And Dying Okay. So the Professor’s back in town. Which can only mean one [...]

JLA Book 7: World War Three

Table of Contents #34 – The Ant And The Avalanche #35 – The Guilty #36 – World War Three, Part One #37 – World War Three, Part Two #38 – World War Three, Part Three #39 – World War Three, Part Four #40 – World War Three, Part Five #41 – World War Three, Part [...]

New X-Men Book 2: Imperial

Table of Contents #118 – Germ Free Generation, Book One of Three #119 – Germ Free Generation, Book Two of Three #120 – Germ Free Generation, Book Three of Three #121 – Silence #122 – Imperial #123 – Testament #124 – Superdestroyer #125 – Losers #126 – All Hell Issue One Hundred And Eighteen – [...]

The Dawson Files: Who Do We Hope Dies?

FINAL TALLY Character Points Dunstan 22 Chipmunk Face 21 Crazy Audrey 20 Ah Joey 14 Dimplestruck Barman 10 Paceman 10 Professor Hold-A-Grudge 6 British Drum Machine 5 Gay Jack 4 Paceman’s Goatee* 4 Counsellor Studmuffin 3 Grams 3 Jack Osbourne 3 British Director 2 Tempestuous Actress 1 Patrick Bateman 1 The All-New Ashton Kutcher 1 [...]

5.13 Who Watches The Watch, Men?

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

4.18 TIAC, Queen Of The Prom

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

3.21 Goodbye, Good Ol’ Pete

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

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