Tag: geeks
Time To Die
You know what I would find refreshing?
Common Situation: Captured by an evil mad scientist, gloating and cackling. Aforementioned mad scientist seals me into his death trap (say, a giant curling iron of some ilk). Mad Scientist utters the phrase ‘Time to die, Mr Bond’ (mad scientists always call me ‘Mr Bond’. I have no idea [...]
Posted: July 28th, 2006 under thoughts.
Tags: curling irons, geeks, mad scientists, magic, utterances
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5.21 Something Is Rotten In The State Of Smallville
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: May 7th, 2006 under smallville.
Tags: barns, bullshit, dots, geeks, hairstyles, handwriting, lunatics, nonsense, shambles, smallville season five, sticklers, surprise birthday parties
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‘Twas The Night Before Star Wars
‘Twas the night before Star Wars, and geeks queued round the world
Counting the hours ’til the new flick was unfurled
The TIE fighters were hung atop the cinema with care
In hopes that Lord Vader soon would be there
The action figures were nestled home snug in their ship
With light sabre clutched tight in Skywalker’s grip
The Yoda masks [...]
Posted: May 18th, 2005 under miscellany.
Tags: attack of the clones, beards, breasts, clones, darth maul, ewoks, geeks, greatness, jawas, lava, lord vader, protocol droid, samuel l jackson, superiors, twin moons, wookiees
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4.06 Porthos Pulls A Switcheroo
Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]
Posted: November 2nd, 2004 under smallville.
Tags: bad karma, demons, discipline, geeks, grudges, handshakes, lacklustre, mischief, nonsense, preamble, smallville season four, surprise surprise
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5.03 Crisis on Capeside
Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]
Posted: August 14th, 2002 under dawsons creek.
Tags: booty calls, butchers, crossroads, dawsons creek season five, geeks, impersonation, inner turmoil, sex and the city, stupidity, vengeance, wrinkles
Comments: 1