Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

Been a couple of months since I’ve done a ‘Fun With Keywords’. Ergo, I must do one now. That’s just logical. How have the beautiful people found the site over the last two months?

mr manhattan watchmen

Ahem. That’s Dr Manhattan to you, sir.

milquetoast

Awesome word, isn’t it. I know little of its origins, but I do know [...]

Been a while since I’ve done one of these. Three-ish weeks, actually, by my correct calculations. So let’s check out the finest keywords used by the most beautiful people to find this site in that time:

dan liebke loves skulky the turtle wonder

I sure do. For those not in the know, Skulky The Turtle Wonder is [...]

It’s been a couple of weeks since my last ‘Fun With Keywords’. Plenty of time for the beautiful people to find this site with some crackin’ new ones, right? Right.

dan liebke is exturious!

I sure am! I assume. Why not?

she has been turned into a mannequin

You might be thinking of Kim Cattrall (from the smash hit [...]

Beautiful people, what have you done? Why, you’ve found this site over the last week using a variety of keywords, haven’t you. Here are the best of them:

dan astonishing tales heroes

Yeah, I don’t have much to say about Heroes on this site. If you want to hear my thoughts, head over to Morgan’s blog where [...]

Another week in which the beautiful people trundled over to this site via dubious keywords. Let’s see what we have this time around:

telepathic octopus species

Hmmm… don’t know of any telepathic octopi. But I do know that Starro the Starfish Conqueror (last seen in my recent JLA/Avengers recap) is a telepathic starfish. That’s pretty close – [...]

Okay, beautiful people. Time to set things straight in this very special ‘Lana Lang Bikini’ edition of ‘Fun With Keywords’

lana lang bikini

This is a startlingly common search term and I’m assuming most of you are looking for a picture of Kristin Kreuk sans most of her outer clothes from that episode in season one.

Here’s the [...]

Last week, such was my excitement at the keywords used by the beautiful people to find the site that I forgot to discuss the one that I had titularly highlighted (‘infinite fish crisis’). So we’re going to try that again, adding that highlighted keyword to this week’s mix, which includes:

why mika all caps

I dunno why [...]

Another beautiful week in which beautiful people used beautiful keywords and accidentally (but beautifully) stumbled onto this less-than-beautiful site. Where did they go wrong?

peter ross / spider-boy

Um, Peter Parker is Spider-man. Is that what you were going for?

is clark and lex homoerotic?

Of course not. Don’t be absurd. It’s just a simple ordinary obsessive friendship that [...]

Another week in which the beautiful people managed to track me down. What foolish gaps did I leave in my keyword defenses this time around?

watch star wars in the right order

Wnat is the right order in which to watch the Star Wars hexology? Youngsters, and those obsessed with traditional ordinal counting, will suggest 1, 2, [...]

Thursday rolls around again and, with it, the rolling beautiful people who so rollingly rolled their way into the site this week. Via which keywords, you roll-tasticly ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Because that’s just the way I roll

shiloh jolie-pitt genetically engineered

I don’t know whether or not she’s genetically engineered. But I’m willing to bet [...]