Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

I’ve just discovered the most exciting bit about the new TV show, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Namely, the inclusion in the cast of a certain Mr Brian Austin Green (aka David from Beverly Hills, 90210). Finally the good people at Fox have taken note of the countless petitions and threatening letters that I sent [...]

Table of Contents #139 – Shattered #140 – Murder At The Mansion #141 – Whodunnit? #142 – Brimstone and Whiskey #143 – The World #144 – The Flesh #145 – The Devil Issue One Hundred And Thirty-Nine – Shattered Uppity Jean is back and she’s… well, she’s uppity, all right. Scott and Emma have been [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

Starring Rorschach as Splotchface, Dr Manhattan (Jon Osterman) as Megasmurf, Nite Owl (Dan Dreiberg) as Captain Pudgey, Ozymandias as Lord Smartypants, The Comedian as The Dead Comedian and The Silk Spectre as Bimbo Lass. For more information on these people and more, consult the scorecard Onto issue 2, and we open with Bimbo Lass visiting [...]

Starring Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek) as Kid Flash/Mr Tosser/Dunstan, Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) as Ah Joey, Jen Lindley (Michelle Williams) as Chipmunk Face, Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson) as The Paceman, Jack McPhee (Kerr Smith) as Gay Jack, Andie McPhee (Meredith Monroe) as Crazy Andy and Grams (Mary Beth Peil) as herself. For more [...]