Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

You know those damn fool street performers who entertain passers by with their uncanny ability to stand perfectly still and pretend to be a statue? Of course you do. You’re not an idiot or a Big Brother contestant. I bet there were a lot of people at Human Statue Class who used to be annoyed [...]

Dear Dr Dan,
What do you think of cloning of babies?
– Truly Curious

Dear Truly Curious,
It seems reasonably clear that the biggest advantage in having a stockpile of perfectly duplicated backup babies stacked neatly in the baby storage cupboard is that it will help maintain vital discipline in the raising of the child (eg “Put those scissors [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information [...]

As the Athens Olympic Games draw to a close, the performances of Stanozolol, a long-time powerhouse in the Olympics medal tally, have drawn harsh criticism.

Stanozolol, a banned anabolic agent, finished a lowly seventh on the Olympics table with 6 Gold, 9 Silver and 2 Bronze, for a total of 17 medals. This compares unfavourably to [...]