Dan Liebke's Astonishing Tales

The best part of the whole wedding thing is not the gathering of loved ones to drunkenly celebrate the union of two lovers in life-long partnership. Nor, for that matter, is it the bit when the groom says a stripper’s name instead of his bride’s. (Ha ha ha – still haven’t been forgiven for that). [...]

Starring Clark Kent (Tom Welling) as Superlad, Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum) as Sinead, Chloe Sullivan (Allison Mack) as TIAC, Jonathan Kent (John Schneider) as Bo, Martha Kent (Annette O’Toole) as Boring Old Ma, Lionel Luthor (John Glover) as Porthos, Kara Kent (Laura Vandervoort) as SBH and Lana Lang (Kristin Kreuk) as herself. For more information on [...]

Keith Urban’s battle with the bottle has been an open secret in certain circles for some time now. Ever since he attempted to exchange wedding vows with one of the specially commissioned garden ice sculptures back in June, rumours have spread about his unfortunate alcohol problems.

Most guests were originally prepared to explain away the gaff [...]

Consider the lyrics to the chorus of the smash hit single Circle of Life performed by Mr Elton John, lyrics Tim Rice:
In the Circle of Life
It’s the wheel of fortune,
It’s the leap of faith,
It’s the band of hope
Am I the only eagle-eared listener who, upon hearing these lyrics, is overwhelmed with a ‘one of these [...]