Instructions

The quiz has seven (7) multiple choice questions worth ten points each and three (3) essay questions which, in total, are worth 30 points. You don't have to answer all the essay questions. You can answer one essay question and get the full 30 points if your answer is amusing and/or interesting enough. But obviously the more of them you answer the better your chances will be.

To have a chance of winning the prize, you need to give me your email address, or how else will I know who you are? Think about it, people. Also, you need to give me a nickname so I can publish a high score table.

Finally, the official prizes from Warner Brothers are only available to US residents. If you are an unperson of the non-United-States, however, you may still play. I'll sort out some kind of prize of my own for the winning non-US person. Don't know what it is, yet, but I guarantee it'll be, um, a prize-like thing.

Enter your email address here:

Enter a nickname here:

1. I am a US resident
2. I am an unperson

Good luck!

Multiple-Choice Questions

Choose the most correct answer for each question.

1. Kal-L is the Superman of:

1. Earth-1
2. Earth-2
3. Earth-Prime
4. Earth-Moving Equipment Incorporated
5. Don't Know

2. According to Donovan's smash hit single of the 60s Sunshine Superman, Superman and what other hero 'ain't got nothin' on me'?

1. Batman
2. Green Lantern
3. Wonder Woman
4. Captain Carrot
5. Don't Know

3. If Superman existed in the real world, which of the following celebrities would he be most likely to date?

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Keira Knightley
3. Farrah Fawcett
4. Danny Devito
5. Don't Know

4. The planet Krypton orbited:

1. A white star
2. A yellow star
3. A red star
4. Marlon Brando
5. Don't Know

5. What's a good way to get rid of 5th Dimensional imps?

1. Enclose them in a pentagram
2. Set them up on a blind date
3. Make them say their names backwards
4. Neutrogena
5. Don't Know

6. Who of the following is not a Superman villain?

1. The Tickler
2. The Toyman
3. The Prankster
4. The Parasite
5. Don't Know

7. When Superman fought crime in the Bottle City of Kandor, he adopted the identity of:

1. Flamebird
2. Nightwing
3. Flamewing
4. Ringo Starr
5. Don't Know

Essay Questions

8. In Superman Returns, Superman returns to Earth after an absence of several years. What was he doing out there all that time?

9. In Superman Returns, Superman returns to find Lois has a child. What would you suggest Superman do to bond with the tyke?

10. In Superman Returns, Lex Luthor will unleash a villainous scheme. What Villainous Scheme would you unleash if you had the motivation and time to do so?