SUPERMAN RETURNS
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Essay Question 9
Introduction
There are three essay questions common to each of the quizzes (Questions 8, 9 and 10). Here you can find the pick of the responses to Question 9:
The Question
In Superman Returns, Superman returns to find Lois has a child. What would you suggest Superman do to bond with the tyke?
Also check out Question 8 and Question 10
Best Answers
He should show him some playboy.
Kite flying. Between superspeed and superbreath, he should be able to get a kite in geosynchronous orbit; kids LOVE that.
Super glue
Use one of those retractable dog leashes
Tell him he is his father. Hover over baseball and football stadiums where they can watch free games without paying to get in, and use superspeed to catch him a fly ball. Use heat vision at the hockey rink to help the home team win. Take him flying, especially over nude beaches.
Note: Some answers have been edited for humour and/or spelling and/or clarity and/or my own villainous purposes.
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