SUPERMAN RETURNS
Score: 8 / 10 
Essay Question 10
Introduction
There are three essay questions common to each of the quizzes (Questions 8, 9 and 10). Here you can find the pick of the responses to Question 9:
The Question
In Superman Returns, Lex Luthor will unleash a villainous scheme. What Villainous Scheme would you unleash if you had the motivation and time to do so?
Also check out Question 8 and Question 9
Best Answers
Replace the dialogue in a Family Circus cartoon with something naughty and make sure it appears in every newspaper in the country. Turning every mother and church against the cartoon and eliminating it once and for all from ever appearing in my paper again.
Ohh what a good question! I can't reveal too many details as it may possibly thwart any of my future plans... I think I may have said too much already, I am now performing the Jedi Mind Trick and you will have completely forgotten about this answer.
I would trick a really rich nation into going to war against a smaller Middle East one because my dad was made to look foolish against them earlier. Hey, wait...
This is, of course, hypothetical right? I don't want the CIA knocking at my door any time soon. Last time they made a dreadful mess on my new rug. That rug really tied the room together. I'm going to raise an army of Elvis impersonator ninja. They will raid, with a shimmy of the hips, the world powers of all their wealth. I will then use the proceeds to throw a raging party with Tom Jones as the entertainment. If THAT isn't evil I don't know what is
Note: Some answers have been edited for humour and/or spelling and/or clarity and/or my own villainous purposes.
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