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Score: 7.8 / 10 
U2 (again)
Listening to the radio again this morning. Once again, U2 are up to no good, with Bono flagrantly violating the Law of the Excluded Middle, like some modern day mathematical intuitionist a la Brouwer.
'I can't live with or without you,' he shamelessly sang. And yet the man is alive, as evidenced by the fact that he managed to record this very song.
Well, this time I'm not going to stand for woolly thinking on U2's part. I'm demanding this song be removed from radio airplay until Bono is well and truly dead, at which point the song will no longer violate the tenets of logic and will therefore be fit for our aural consumption.
Begone,
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