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The Biggest Loser
Of all the reality TV shows for the morbidly obese, surely the one most deserving of further strategic analysis is The Biggest Loser. After all, Survivor: Coronary Bypass and The Amazing Waist both seem to be played out, from a pure game theoretical perspective. But The Biggest Loser? Much more room for scheming innovation.
Here, for example, are seven (7) new stategies I've just concocted, any one of which would assist some future tactically astute gundiguts.
- Helium balloon tights for weigh-in
- Laxative milkshakes!
- Carefully timed alteration of Earth's gravitational pull
- Mmmm... imaginationburgers
- Finger on the scales
- Lighter contact lenses
- Shrinking rays!
To it, my doughbellied friends. To it.
Begone,
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