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Score: 7.2 / 10 
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I have no respect for the guy who lived next door to Alice. Twenty-four years waiting for a chance?? To tell her how he felt and maybe get a second glance. I'm sorry. I don't care how shy or insecure you are. Over the course of twenty-four years there must be at least one opportunity to tell the woman how you feel. No, the fact is that the guy was a chicken-hearted loser. And Alice clearly hated him for it. After all, she didn't even tell him, her neighbour of twenty-four years, that she was leaving. She told, instead, the mysterious Sally! And then Sally had to call and tell stupid ol' Gutless Lad that she had got the word.
Frankly, I'm surprised she bothered. We only go around this crazy merry-go-round once, people! If you're in love with your next door neighbour, pipe up and let her into the loop. There's a brave little soldier.
Begone,
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