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Score: 7 / 10 
Sheena Easton
"My baby takes the morning train, he works from nine to five and then he takes another home to find me waiting for him."
So says Sheena Easton in her 1981 smash hit single, Morning Train (Nine To Five). She also goes on to claim that he "works all day to earn his pay so we can play all night".
Two things: 1) when in blazes does the poor lad sleep? Why isn't his insomnia being treated by a qualified physician specialising in the treatment of sleep disorders?
And 2) who relies on public transport to send their infant son into the workplace anyway?
Begone,
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