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Score: 7.6 / 10 
Sex and the City
The best thing about being a guest star on the sitcom Sex and the City would be that it would give you a chance to reach out and slap each one of the four girls very, very hard and tell them to wake up to themselves and stop being so stupid. The downside would be that they would no doubt immediately erupt into a chattering frenzy of discussion on whether my slapping technique was indicative of my sexual staying power or the size of my penis or my oral sex skills or something and I'd be forced to slap them all again, initiating an endless cycle of sexual musings and hand-to-hand combat... And if I wanted to see that kind of thing, I'd watch an anime cartoon.
Begone,
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