INDY REVIEWS
Score: 7.4 / 10 
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Like all sensible people looking for a sound investment portfolio in which to pour my vast wealth in this difficult economic climate, I have purchased the Indiana Jones DVD collection. Sitting down to watch it, you could have knocked me down with a 15-foot rolling boulder when I saw that the first movie had been mysteriously retitled! Using some form of digital wizardry (I assume), an Indiana Jones and the has been seamlessly inserted in front of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Luddites might grumble, but I, for one, applaud this amendment. Especially when one considers that the alternative (as revealed by an obviously inebriated Steven Spielberg in one of the bonus features) was The Implausible Antics Of An Industrious But Dishevelled Archaeologist And The Nazis Who Get Their Comeuppance As A Result Of His Labours.
Begone,
-- Back to all movies
blog comments powered by Disqus
This here item has so far scored 7.4 / 10 on the patented Astonishing Tales Funny-o-meter.
If it should be higher, click the green arrow:
And if you think it should be lower, try the red one:
To receive this kind of stuff via a convenient regular email, visit the subscription page
Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
