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Score: 7.8 / 10 
Panic Room
Had a close watch of Panic Room last night. There are some good things about this movie:
- Two one-dimensional villains
- One two-dimensional villain
- Jodie Foster running around in a very worthwhile singlet
- A diabetic injection
- Bearer bonds
These are all excellent qualities in any movie. However, one thing did disturb me. I refer, of course, to the title. Panic Room?? Would not a better title have been The Big Safe Room That Was Made Of Steel And In Which One Need Never Panic Provided You Do Not Slip Into A Diabetic Coma? Or perhaps Jo-Fo And The Real Deal Room o'Steel?
Begone,
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