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Minority Report


Watched Minority Report last night. Y'know, the thing I like best about this movie is the way that it combines all the other best moments of Tom Cruise films. It's like a Greatest Hits compilation - always the most artistically valid of endeavours.

So we have Tom wandering around with a super-intelligent, but socially maladapted savant (a la Rain Man), Tom clinging to things by his fingertips (a la Mission Impossible), Tom blindfolded and obviously aroused (a la Eyes Wide Shut) and so on and so forth.

It's a shame, then, that Spielberg decided to omit the scene where Tom, on the run from the pre-crime police, took time out to strip to his underwear and mime a Bob Seger song. With crass misjudgements like this, it's no wonder that Steven's only won two Oscars. Some folks have it, and some folks don't.

Begone,

Indy

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