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Score: 7 / 10 
MIKA
I must say I've become quite the fan of this Mika character who has burst onto the pop music scene recently. After all, what's not to like? The catchy melodies? The lyrics that audaciously rhyme 'hurtful' with 'purple' while simultaneously implicitly linking the late Freddie Mercury to an even later Monaco princess? The incredibly tight pants? No, it's all good. Kudos, Mika. Long may you regale us with outstanding disposable pop masterpieces.
One thing I don't understand, however, is how she hits some of those low notes. But, then, I guess that's just one of the freakish vocal abilities that makes this young lass such a rare talent.
Hmmmm? Oh.
Begone,
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