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Jerry Springer
Hello. I'm at home sick. I just finished watching Jerry Springer - this episode consisted of a lot of people coming on and talking and yelling at one another all at the same time and then throwing punches at one another. Yes, that's right, that episode.
Here's a tip. If your significant other invites you to appear on an episode of Ricki Lake or Jerry Springer and you've been sitting in a sound-proof booth while they have been chatting with Ricki/Jerry and then you come out and are asked how the relationship is going, don't say 'It's going really well' because, you know, these shows so rarely have episodes entitled Honey, I'm Here To Say Everything's A-OK!.
Also, before you head off to the studio, it's often a good idea to confirm that your lover has the genitalia that one would traditionally expect.
Begone,
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