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Score: 8 / 10 
The Fifth Element
You know, it occurs to me that the movie The Fifth Element would have been a much more enjoyable cinematic experience if elements one through four had been, say, a plausible plotline, three-dimensional characters, some sense of acting prowess and a Pointer Sisters soundtrack.
Begone,
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