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Score: 7.9 / 10 
Deep Blue Sea
Watched Deep Blue Sea last night, a movie about people genetically engineering super-intelligent sharks apparently in the hope that one of them could possibly defeat the Deep Blue computer at chess. Obviously, the super-intelligent sharks immediately ran amok and began eating people who were forced to fight back with heroically stupid (and often stupidly heroic) deeds. In one scene, the main babe electrocuted one of the sharks to death but not before she took the time to strip down to her bra and panties. Why? Well, let's just say that if there was genetically modified super-intelligence in the vicinity, it certainly didn't belong to the screenwriter. Thrillingly stupid stuff. 10 out of 10.
Begone,
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