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Score: 7.4 / 10 
Dances With Wolves
Thinking about the movie Dances With Wolves last night (as I do every Sunday night - it's a tradition). Now, I've never seen the movie, nor have I seen any Kevin Costner movie as far as I am aware. I mean, maybe I have, but I don't believe so. Nothing against Kev. I just find him a talentless creep.
But my point is that I think there is something to be said for the philosophy of naming yourself after character traits or hobbies or such. I think a lot of my friends would be initially named Drinks Too Much, but that's a minor flaw. We can always search a little harder for a name.
But what would be better would be if you were given a name and then had to live up to it. So, the names up for grabs are:
- Wrestling With Leprechauns
- Mamboing With Dugongs
- Scatting With Osmonds
- Pole-Vaulting With Mass-Murderers
- Lunging At Supermodels
- Vomiting Near McDonalds
Choose carefully my friends... and may the force of gravity be with you.
Begone,
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