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Score: 7.9 / 10 
Bruce Almighty
I saw Bruce Almighty last night. I have a theory that Bruce Almighty and The Hulk might be the same movie. They both star a loser called Bruce who, thanks to a rather convoluted set of circumstances, receives superhuman powers from a nutty old man playing god. It's just that in one movie Bruce learns a valuable and heartwarming lesson about the responsibility of power and the true meaning of love (ie there's no need to make Jennifer Aniston's breasts bigger. They're fine the way they are). And in the other, he learns a valuable and heartwarming lesson about how much fun it is to hurl helicopters and tanks around for a bit.
Oh, and one is funny.
Begone,
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