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Score: 6.7 / 10 
The Boogeyman
Watched the 2005 horror movie The Boogeyman the other night. The most frightening part of the movie? The prospect that this deranged, mindless mish-mash of incoherent plot-free nonsense might someday spawn a sequel.
But here's a tip: when your movie stars Lucy Lawless, you can use her as a promotional draw. Sure. That's a totally Xenariffic™ idea! But if you can accurately claim your movie as being 'Jude Law-less', then that's proven to be over one hundred times more effective in marketing terms.
Begone,
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