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Score: 8 / 10 
Armageddon
Watched Armageddon the other night. Marvellous shouting-acting by all concerned. Kudos. In something of a shock, I have pondered this movie deeply since it was on and I think that if ever an asteroid really does threaten to destroy the Earth, then I have precisely two suggestions:
1) Liv Tyler should stand around looking impossibly beautiful (this doesn't actually help, but nor does it do any harm)
2) I also strongly believe that if we are ever confronted by this situation then we should send Bruce Willis up to save the day. I realise he would almost certainly fail to save us all given that he is, you know, merely an actor who simply pretends to be capable of implausible heroics. But let's face it, we're more or less doomed anyway. Bruce probably has a one in a million chance of saving us. But what chance do professionals have? One in a thousand? No, I say send Bruce. Because imagine if somehow he did manage to save us. Hoo-boy! That would get the other planets to reassess their thinking on the ol' Earthlings. The word would spread, the word would spread.
Begone,
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