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Score: 7.3 / 10 
Aerobics Oz Style
I have for many years felt that the women on Aerobics Oz Style have something to teach all of us and I'm talking about more than a strenuous physical workout. They have tremendous insight into the nature of the cosmos and I, for one, have resolved to use their wisdom to guide me on a righteous path.
Previous lessons have given us such profound advice as: 'Think about your abs all day' and 'Keep remembering to breathe'. Both excellent tips.
Today, however, the brilliantly named June Jones put forth a mantra that I think will change the perspective of every human who reads it:
'I am here surrounded by the scenery around me'
Clearly the greatest sentence anybody has ever uttered.
Aerobics Oz Style - looking after your body and your mind.
Note: A word of warning to those of you who are just becoming acquainted with Philosophy Oz Style - if you can't keep thinking about your abs all day, at least make sure you're thinking about somebody's abs. I recommend the abs of Emma George. (Google it, people, I can't do everything for you...)
Okey-dokey. Think about your abs, people.
Begone,
Related Links
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- KITTY WITTGENSTEIN SUPERMODEL PHILOSOPHER - Introduction
- THOUGHT - Ring Tones
- The Official Aerobics Oz Style site (external link)
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